Would you rather have... ?

amyl:

unicornery:

alyssaspiering:

world peace

or

a lightsaber? (My first response was, “can it be any color lightsaber?” and the answer to that is yes.)

this is an important Gallup poll Alyssa has been tasked with conducting.

World Peace. Although it would not surprise me in the least…

I would undoubtedly end up looking like the Black Knight if I were given a lightsaber for even five minutes, forget if it was mine to keep. I guess I’m going to have to risk the X-Files end of human race scenario and say world peace. 

How boring, give me a purple one and stand back. Let me make sure I still have that accidental death and dismemberment clause in my insurance policy.

1. nomorepie reblogged this from amyl and added:

   least… I would undoubtedly end up looking like the Black Knight if I were given a lightsaber for even five minutes,...

2. nomorepie answered: Yeah, I can’t possibly trust myself not to end up like the Black Knight if you give me a lightsaber. Guess it’ll have to be world peace.
3. amyl reblogged this from unicornery and added:

   World Peace. Although it would not surprise me in the least if it out to be like that X-Files episode with the Genie who...

4. formerlyvonnegutandcathair answered: Well I had to think about it, but lightsaber. I don’t think world peace would last long anyway.
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6. myashes answered: A light saber. Then I can kill all the assholes and make world peace.
7. unicornery answered: Lightsaber (purple, like Mace Windu) and use it to work *towards* world peace.
8. unicornery reblogged this from alyssaspiering and added:

   an important Gallup poll Alyssa has been tasked with conducting.

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